Very Romantic First Lines with the Worst Second Line^^

1. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
2. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
3. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming <===Winner!
4. Oh loving beauty, you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
That describes everything you are not.
6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
7. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
8. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
9. My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
10. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.


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