Wise Kiddo

A child asks his dad, "explain to me what politics is."

The dad answers: "It's very simple. I'll give you an example: our family.

-I'm the dad, I bring home the money, so I am the Capitalist.

-Your mother manages the money, so she is the Government.

-Grandpa makes sure that everyting goes well and is well managed, so he is the Parliament.

-The maid is the Working Class.

-Our only goal is your well-being, so you are the People.

-Your brother is still a baby, so let's say he's the Future.

The child listened attentively. After everyone had gone to bed at night, the child is woken up by his baby brother who is crying in his crib. He goes over to the crib and realizes that the baby had pooped on himself!

The child goes over to his parents' room, and notices that his mother is in deep sleep and alone in bed. Not wanting to wake up his mother, he goes over the maid's room, and discovered his dad in bed with the maid. The child goes out to the side and notices his grand-father awake, looking out a window. The child being afraid goes back to bed and falls back to sleep.

The next morning the dad asks: "Hey son, so did you think about the definition, do you now understand politics?"

The child answers: "yes dad, the definition is very clear:

Capitalism takes advantage of the Working Class, while the government is sleeping, and the Parliament looks on silent. Nobody gives a crap about what the People thinks, and the Future is in a deep doo-doo."

This is emailed by a friend.