The Top Ten Things To Say After Someone Tells You: “I’m Sorry…”

1. Mr. Vader – “I forgive you. But you saying sorry doesn’t make it hurt any less.”
2. Oscar Dela Hopia – “Iba ang ‘I’m sorry’ sa ‘I’ll never do it again’.”
3. RC and Cess – “I would’ve accepted that apology had you given it 3 years ago.”
4. Maldito – “Anong sorry-sorry? Hubad!!!”
5. Chris D5 – When my classmate apologized for being noisy, our teacher said: “Don’t be sorry, be ashamed!”
6. Maldito – “Okay, fine.  Pinapatuwad, este, pinapatawad na kita.”
7. AngelVamp – “Don’t ruin an apology with an excuse.”
8. Pareng Macke – “Hindi ko kailangan ang sorry mo…ang kailangan ko ikaw.”
9. Tofi – “Forgiving is easy, forgetting is hard.”
10. Sasha Purse – “Hmmm…what’s a polite way to say ‘go to hell’?”
11. Mr. Perk – “Paki-email nalang sa akin yung sorry mo sa donttalktome@everagain.cpm.
12. Jaded – “Don’t say it if you plan to do it again.”
13. Smiles-A-Lot – “Kung sa iyo ko ginawa ang ginawa mo sa akin, tatanggapin mo ba ang sorry ko?”
14. Batman – “You will be.”
15. Mjoots – “So…is this where we do make-up sex?”
16. Mamase Mamasa – “Haaay…sana naman kahit minsan mahirapan akong patawarin ka.”
17. Mrs. Scofield – “Are you sorry because what you did was wrong, or are you saying sorry because you were caught?”
18. Humidifier/Mojacko – “‘Kung okay lang ang sorry, wala na sanang pulis…”
19. Maldito – “Eh kung ikaw naman ang iwan ko, patatawarin mo rin kaya ako?”
20. Smiles-A-Lot – “Why do you say sorry when I’m the one who hurt you?”
21. TwistedSunshine – “A good apology has 3 parts: 1) I’m sorry. 2) It was my fault. 3) How do I make it right?”
22. Gracia – “Ano, lapse in judgment nanaman?!?”
23. Babae Ng Hudas – “Pinapatawad na kita, pero sana mabulok ka pa din sa bilangguan, HAYUP!!!”
24. Twilight Fallen – “I’m sorry too…for what I’m about to do to you!”
25. Marioh Caryo – “Ano ka ba?!? When I say ‘Araaay’ it means ‘Sige paaa’!”
26. Ligawing Babae – “You’re sorry, but I’m not.”
27. No name – When I said sorry to my mom, she told me: “Magiging ina ka rin.”
28. Doxie – “Don’t talk to me, you’re pangit.”
29. No name – “Are you saying sorry to make ME feel better, or to make YOU feel better?”
30. Jigen Daisuke – “Okay, sure. Can you call back in 5 minutes and 10 years?”

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