I Like The Way You Think

Teacher: Peter, if I have 4 birds and I shoot 1, how many was left?
Peter: None Ma'am, because the others will fly.
Teacher; Well, the answer is 3. But I like the way you think.
Peter: I have a question for you, Ma'am. There are three ladies in the ice cream shop, one was licking her cone, one was biting her cone, one was sucking her cone. Which one is married?
Teacher:  Well, I guess the one sucking her cone.
Peter: The lady which was married would be the one who got the wedding ring on her fingers Ma'am. But I like the way you think.
I Like The Way You Think I Like The Way You Think Reviewed by Anonymous on November 29, 2010 Rating: 5

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